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Funny, sarcastic, and petty themed T-shirts to make you smile. 
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  • Yellow t-shirt graphic with woman looking through binoculars, text "Oh look... a Dumbass!".

    The 'Oh Look...' Sarcastic Retro T-Shirt

    The 'Oh Look...' Sarcastic Retro T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • A green long-sleeve shirt featuring a cartoon graphic of a mother and two children surrounded by holiday wrapping paper and the text "Overstimulated but still festive".

    Overstimulated But Festive Long Sleeve T-Shirt

    Overstimulated But Festive Long Sleeve T-Shirt
    $19.99
  • A black crewneck sweatshirt featuring a graphic of Santa Claus with a sack of gifts, pointing forward beneath text that reads You Ain't Getting Shit.

    You Ain't Getting Retro Santa Sweatshirt

    You Ain't Getting Retro Santa Sweatshirt
    $17.99
  • Donkey and mouse graphic on a blue t-shirt reading "I DON'T GIVE A".

    Rats Ass Sassy Duo T-Shirt

    Rats Ass Sassy Duo T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • Camel Towing graphic with vintage truck, camel, and text "When it's wedged in tight we'll pull it out!"

    Camel Tow-ing Vintage Graphic T-Shirt

    Camel Tow-ing Vintage Graphic T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • Raccoon with sunglasses, sunflowers, and salt shaker with text "I season with salt".

    Extra Salty Raccoon; I don't sugarcoat Graphic T-Shirt

    Extra Salty Raccoon; I don't sugarcoat Graphic T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • Light blue t-shirt with graphic "I'm not anti-social I just tolerate stupid people in small doses."

    Anti-Social Small Doses Skeleton T-Shirt

    Anti-Social Small Doses Skeleton T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • Mauve t-shirt with white text "I'm a project that keeps Jesus busy" and a bow.

    Keeps Jesus Busy Bow T-Shirt

    Keeps Jesus Busy Bow T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • Black t-shirt with text "Sweet but don't mistake me for weak. I survived things that made me this way."

    Sweet Not Weak Bull Skull Western T-Shirt

    Sweet Not Weak Bull Skull Western T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • Blue t-shirt with "I think I'm emotionally constipated 'cause I haven't given a crap in days" text.

    Emotionally Constipated Graphic Tee

    Emotionally Constipated Graphic Tee
    $21.99
  • Cream hoodie with "You know what that sounds like? Not my problem!" graphic.

    Sounds Like "Not My Problem" Hoodie

    Sounds Like "Not My Problem" Hoodie
    $33.99
  • Light blue hoodie with "My attitude is as big as my boobs, you've been warned" text.

    Warning: My Boobs are as Big as my Attitude Hoodie

    Warning: My Boobs are as Big as my Attitude Hoodie
    $33.99
  • Pink t-shirt with "Petty Little Things" logo on front and text on back.

    No Filter Vibes Graphic T-Shirt

    No Filter Vibes Graphic T-Shirt
    $26.99
  • Black t-shirt with "Shut the f*ck up" graphic on the chest.

    Vibrant Shut Up Statement T-Shirt

    Vibrant Shut Up Statement T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • Black t-shirt graphic: older I get the fucker the no, man with beer and mug.

    The Older I Get Attitude Graphic T-Shirt

    The Older I Get Attitude Graphic T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • Black t-shirt with a girl and cat graphic reading "Now I can See clearly! You're full of bull Sh!t!".

    Now I Can See You're Full of BS Graphic T-Shirts

    Now I Can See You're Full of BS Graphic T-Shirts
    $21.99
  • Dark grey hoodie with a graphic of a woman looking through binoculars with text.

    Who The F*ck Asked You Sarcastic Seeker Pop Art Sweatshirt

    Who The F*ck Asked You Sarcastic Seeker Pop Art Sweatshirt
    $33.99
  • Pink t-shirt with black text that reads "Adulting is some Bullshit".

    Adulting is Bullshit Script Graphic T-Shirt

    Adulting is Bullshit Script Graphic T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • Pink shirt with "Petty Little Things" on front and "The fact that I'm legally an adult is hilarious" on back.

    Adulting Is Hilarious T-Shirt

    Adulting Is Hilarious T-Shirt
    $26.99
  • Grey t-shirt with a circular black graphic and text reading "FUCK" and "EVERYTHING - THE WORLD - IT-ME-YOU-OFF-THEM".

    The 'F*ck It All' Statement T-Shirt

    The 'F*ck It All' Statement T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • T-shirt with pin-up girl applying lipstick and text "Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works."

    Sassy Be the Reason Someone Smiles Pin-Up Vibe T-Shirt

    Sassy Be the Reason Someone Smiles Pin-Up Vibe T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • Black t-shirt with white text reading "I'M A BAD INFLUENCE BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN".

    I'm A Bad Influence Fun Statement T-Shirt

    I'm A Bad Influence Fun Statement T-Shirt
    $21.99
  • Blue t-shirt with "Petty Little Things" on front and "I'm a bad influence but we're gonna have a lot of fun" on back.

    Bad Influence, Good Fun Statement T-Shirt

    Bad Influence, Good Fun Statement T-Shirt
    $26.99
  • Dark gray t-shirt with "Petty Little Things" on the left chest and "You my friend should have been swallowed" on the back.

    Pointing Should Have Been Swallowed Sarcastic Funny T-Shirt

    Pointing Should Have Been Swallowed Sarcastic Funny T-Shirt
    $26.99