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Gray spiral-bound notebook with black text "Adulting Is Some Bullshit".

Adulting Is Bullshit Humorous Journal

Adulting Is Bullshit Humorous Journal
$12.99
Pink t-shirt with black text that reads "Adulting is some Bullshit".

Adulting is Bullshit Script Graphic T-Shirt

Adulting is Bullshit Script Graphic T-Shirt
$21.99
Pink shirt with "Petty Little Things" on front and "The fact that I'm legally an adult is hilarious" on back.

Adulting Is Hilarious T-Shirt

Adulting Is Hilarious T-Shirt
$26.99
Blue t-shirt with "Petty Little Things" on front and "I'm a bad influence but we're gonna have a lot of fun" on back.

Bad Influence, Good Fun Statement T-Shirt

Bad Influence, Good Fun Statement T-Shirt
$26.99
Blue t-shirt with "Petty Little Things" logo on front and "NOT FRIENDLY DO NOT TOUCH" on back.

Do Not Touch Sarcasm Statement T-Shirt

Do Not Touch Sarcasm Statement T-Shirt
$26.99
Blue t-shirt with "I think I'm emotionally constipated 'cause I haven't given a crap in days" text.

Emotionally Constipated Graphic Tee

Emotionally Constipated Graphic Tee
$21.99
Three white mugs with black handles and rims, one centered with "FUCK" and circling text.

F*** Everything Statement Mug

F*** Everything Statement Mug
$11.99
White mug with black handle, featuring the text "Coffee Because Crack Fucks You Up."

Funny 'Coffee Because Crack' Statement Mug

Funny 'Coffee Because Crack' Statement Mug
$12.99